What the Hell is a Jigga? Thats the question that I keep on hearing (from people over 40). Well, the dictionary defines Jigger as 3 table spoons, and as interesting as that is, this page is deticated to a different Jigga. The most Dawgish Jigga there is: Da Jigga's basket ball team. And I am the mascot.

Now, I'm sure your wondering why a guy who is so obviously talented like me wouldn't be on the team slammin' the ball in the faces of the other team like you know I can. I get that question alot too. But the fact of the matter is I SUCK at basketball. I mean you have no idea how bad I am. Watching me play basket ball is like watching a monkey on acid try to ride a unicycle, only more un-natural. Its horrible. But what I'm good at is dancing around like an ass whenever they score. Which I do. Heres a record of their games.
First Game:

My God! Da Jigga's were obviously not playing at their top level of play tonight. (at least I HOPE not)They were playing little cross eyed punks half their size, and some how lost. It wasn't pretty. Then again, I would do worse. Our team did make a nice shot once, unfortunatly, by some crazy twist of fate, it was for the other team. Ouch. Oh well, they'll get better.
Second Game:

My God! Again! There is something missing from the chemestry of this team. They have the skill, they are just not using it. Needless to say, they lost again. They made another nice basket for the other team. It is starting to become a team tradition. I assume it will all turn out like The Mighty Ducks. The team will learn to work together, some stuff will happen, and we'll end up winning the championship or something. Whatever happens, I hope they score more just so I can dance more. Even though they are losing, THEY ARE STILL THE MOST BAD ASS TEAM IN THE MIDWEST! DA JIGGAS ROCK!